Disclaimer

Please, please, please, please, don't sue us.

This site is a parody. It has no affiliation whatsoever with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. All statements contained within this site are considered humor and satire, in no way are these statements meant to be taken as factually based in any way. It is opinion, parody, and satire. We earn NO MONEY from this site. Again, please, please, please don't sue us. We don't have much money so there wouldn't be much of a point. We don't even own a computer or TV, in fact we're typing this at Kinko's.

Sincerely, Mark and James